Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And when in doubt, make funny faces.
From the New Super Mario Bros. commercial.
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
'I wish my life could be more like American soap operas. Then, whenever things got dramatic, you could just fade the picture down and pick things up later.'
This is so unbelievably peaceful to watch.
That’s some fierce booty.
booty game HELLA STRONG
Kids these days be like “can I borrow your hashtag 2 pencil”
Frankly I fail to see any downsides to this choice
My tastes in men are always either cute dimpled dorks or rugged stubbled pieces of manflesh there is no inbetween.
this better not become a popular text post
In other words, it’s either Dylan or Hoechlin.
if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?